A study of nudist behaviour - Swanbourne

December 06 2012

Having had the opportunity in the last week to duck down to Swanbourne for a bit of skinny dipping (chunky dunking?), sunning and enjoying being out in the open with nothing on we have had time to observe a bit of the behaviour of nudists that requires some explanation for us. Think David Attenborough being inquisitive....Specimen 1 - The guy with a good body, good tan standing on the edge of the water with occasional strolls up and down. Is this peacock behaviour? Is he looking for a peahen to give a bit of a pecking or another peacock?Specimen 2 - Young guy getting naked, seating himself for a short period then walking up into the dunes and down again quite quickly but making his way up and down the beach / dunes. Is this searching for a mate behaviour? Combined with an assessment of the other "bucks" that might challenge him for a mate? Is it likely to be heterosexual mating behaviour?Specimen 3 - Up in the dunes, standing up like a meerkat on its watch tower.... what are we doing? Being on the lookout for threats or advertising availability? Available for male, female or whoever may pass within the zone of interest? Or just on the lookout for interesting sights?Its a bit novel for us to observe this behaviour close up. We don't want to make hasty judgements on what we would do when we don't understand the meanings! And to the other couples who smiled at us - next time we will say hello too.

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    they were all just wondering where to pee

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Lol freya!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Yes the mating rituals of the single, aka if a man sucks my cock I am still straight, man is very interesting to observe.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Specimen 1 is normally looking for a peacock... and when he makes eye contact then its off to the bushes for a bit of gagging. Specimen 2 This is the man I mentioned above, he is not yet a fully fledged peacock. He is still debating in his head. If a guy sucks my cock it doesn't mean I am gay if I don't look down. Specimen 3 Has set up shop and is waiting for customers to come buy. He is obviously a little impatient or it's a slow day so he is advertising his presence. Look at moi behaviour.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    how wrong can one be!!!!!!!!!! The dunes are infested with them.   South of sydney there is a well known beach and during certain times it is permissable to walk your dog offleash on the northern end for a certain distance and is a great spot to socialize pooches (and offcourse great place for pooch owners to meet).   One certain day, I went for a walk with the rottie outside permitted hours, and so as to not risk getting fined by any clubbie in a bad mood I decided to cut through the dunes on the way back....................   At first, I thought I had wandered into some kind of zombie/mad max set, only to realise that I had stumbled accross some sort of peacock mating ritual performed in makeshift bungalo style accomodation, EVERYWHERE!!!   Lets just say......................Now I am more than happy to risk the fine

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I grew up in Swanbourne.   I always thought the people at Swanny Beach were so friendly and nice. It was fun to play volleyball and watch mens willies bouncing up and down

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Love the comments. Ive been down to Swannie a bit but it is harder,(xcuse the pun), for a single guy to join a group of males n females or just single females to chat and just enjoy soaking up the sun, without people thinking u r some sort of perve.I think it used to be friendlier years ago for sure.   Maybe rhp nudies could have a sighn or some way to know each other so we can get to know each other at Swannie. That would be good,hey.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Naughty3some you have just made my day Your lovely way at looking at this behavior is just so funny..We spend a lot of time at north end of Sunset beach in Gero as its our tolerated nude beach and we see the same thing here..Its funny as when I am down by my self I see a lot of this and a few guys will come and say hi and drop hints they are there to find a guy for sex (most are married and don't want the wife to know)80% of the guys who do this here, do not get undressed to me they are just perverts..Yes we all like to see others undressed and but naked on the beach..Your way of putting it is just spot onI may have to take some peacock feather down and stick them into the sand around where I'm sunning and see if this arouses them or whether this may turn into a cock fight.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    funtim perhaps a red ribbon adorning your penis would be the way to go.It is afterall the colour of Pie,would look lovely with a tan or tone in with ya sunburn.Other Pies would recognise you instantly ...

  • Two_Tarts

    Two_Tarts

    13 years ago

    You were lucky not to have the slightly creepy lone guy (Beauty and the Geek style) who noticed you walk by and then a minute later hoped up and meandered in an apparently meaningless way up and down the beach behind you. Then just happened to decide that you had indeed found the perfect spot away from Specimen’s 1 through 3 and so set up camp 15 feet behind you with regular casual saunters past you to the waters edge and back. Or even Specimen 5 (aka Long Dong Silver) who has his little camp shelter set up for the long haul and spends the entire day lovingly applying vast quantities of coconut oil to his extraordinarily suntanned cock. Just can't understand why these guys don't have girlfriends who want to go with them for a day at the beach We have only been to Swanbourne a few times in recent years and each time we seemed to be the only couple surrounded by the entire male cast from Meerkat Manor and we find that a little queer (definitely a pun intended). But it is a fun day out and definitely good for a laugh even if not exactly material for readers letters.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Hi Naughty 3 SumI had a good chuckle reading your postits so true - well for the mostWhen I go to Perth (for work) if the weather is nice I always head to SwannieI am ashamed of the specimens you have mentioned and also 4 & 5 aboveI even told a guy off when I was last there for locating himself so close to a ladyThe beach unfortunately isnt what it used to be (according to locals) and it is a bit of a gay breeding groundI am a straight guy and enjoy going to soak up some sunI must admit I like to have a walk, stretch the legs and I too get peered at by these peacock / meerkats - it is terribly off putting, so I can only imagine what it would be like for a female / coupleHaving said that, I believe there are quite a few couples who encourage behaviour from these peacocks / meerkats If I am ever there and you want someone to say hi to, dont be shy, come over and have a chatx