M56
A question for y'all..
February 18 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
... the best laugh today ;-) Hope you get a "yes" from all your faves! KK xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
my what big feet you have that picture of your feet is sooooooooooobad,ohhh wait sorry I digress cause you play music and can fly a plane upside down,that means you can get into all kinds of sexual positions without getting a nose bleedy or dizzy you have amazing jocks , with soxs stuffed down the front? thats good cause i can see they are not on your feet and guys who keep soxs on in bed turn me off i like your very flat chest, and kinda odd looking tan and your a bit one dimentional and i hate this small notebook, am waiting for the nice computer guy to come back with a smile after he finds all my naughty pictures on my computer gosh just looked in the mirror and my nose has grown.
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RHP User
13 years ago
And you know why as I already whispered it to you tonite. and its not your ego that needs stroking
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RHP User
13 years ago
But not that computer generated alter ego of yours. It's is quite roomy but I don't think my MacBook will fit in my vagina. (or is the term officially CUNT now?) :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
You are funny, quirky, self deprecating and cute. If my dance card wasn't full and I didn't live in the west, I would stupch you for sure. Not to mention I hear the cheesecake is ace. In Melbourne today for business.....no time for fun......
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RHP User
13 years ago
Meeka and Ms D might have something for you if you went to Sydney.
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RHP User
13 years ago
firstly,you are a cardboard cut- out of a man.You call yourself Manly,absolutely delusional. Height,wayyyy to tall,I much prefer the Peter Dinklage look alikes.Then you say you can fly...whaaat...yeah right,more delusions,now you think you are Super Man. Unfortunately for you I might just be your perfect woman as I do indeed possess Super Powers,but oh well poor you,it's just not possible to always get what you want...in the immortal words of Mick...and another thing cheesecake,puhleese,offering a woman cheesecake...yeah we all know what that's a euphemism for!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I just realized Manly that my evil twin Freda,has hacked into my computer.Please ,please disregard anything that awful woman has said.Of course you are gorgeous,what woman wouldn't wanna bonk ya...may I please,,please have my cheesecake now,you did promise ....
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RHP User
13 years ago
We only get 5 a day................................................................... Only one line for you manly.......... Get a life and suck it up Princess GT
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RHP User
13 years ago
Wow Points for confidence and shameless fishing lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
See heading.
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wingman2014
13 years ago
well played Manly tactically brilliant, Instead of messaging all possible matches ,you have devised a way of promoting yourself through this forum.........Damn ..wish i had thought of that
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RHP User
13 years ago
Because when I did a drawing for a buddy to post as her profile pic it got knocked back. Somehow you got yours past the mods.I'm green with envy and coming over there with my crayons and spray cans to deface you.I have 5 messages a day. That's about 4 too many for me buddy. I spend most of them sending cheerio's to people.
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RHP User
13 years ago
because I'm totally digging your Mr Men underwear...
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm allowed 20 messages a day, I'd be lucky if I used 2 per week.So I'll donate some of mine, as they're being wasted... Just send me the messages, the profile name you want to message & I'll pass it on for you.Better still, create a few templates & send them to me, then all you have to is hit me with the names & with which template you want to send...
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On_Safari
13 years ago
....at work again.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I love the - "if your answer is no, please answer yes" !! Superb lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
One Emerald My sweet exotic beauty, if I had 20 messages a day I would be happy to send them all to you ;-) I wish I had the luxury of having messages except my pockets are deep and my arms are short lol Seriously, I could spend money on a membership and still get no replies lol One Emerald, if you wanted to give your messages away I could certainly help you out ;-P X
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RHP User
13 years ago
Bonk?Sure, I'll bonk ya. Right on the top of your head. Swaggering around, with your Essex-tan, those chiselled pec's and strangely compelling fruit-loop nipples, you're a disgrace. And then, to add insult to injury, you go and make your own R+ rated version of the pied piper and start leading all the ladies from the village.Oh, yeah, I'll bloody bonk ya all right...
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RHP User
13 years ago
If Foxy can put her hand up for Scotti...Then she can put her hand up for Manly as well!!Even if you were the last man on Earth...I'm in FOXY
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RHP User
13 years ago
No. Wait, what was the question? We met, you said "Hi" and went home. I have never been so offended in my life. Luckily the dragon provided some distraction. You want me to bonk you? Come over here and convince me.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'imupinthesky' One Emerald My sweet exotic beauty, if I had 20 messages a day I would be happy to send them all to you ;-) I wish I had the luxury of having messages except my pockets are deep and my arms are short lol Seriously, I could spend money on a membership and still get no replies lol One Emerald, if you wanted to give your messages away I could certainly help you out ;-P X That is one of sweetest things anyone has said to me on here... I can understand then why men don't pay the extra to upgrade... however no excuses for men that remain as guests on here... Except for you of course
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RHP User
13 years ago
I wont bonk you for all the reasons that I should bonk you...* A very Studly Man.* Pecs to bounce coin off* Sharp speedy funny sense of humour* Intelligent* The ability to fly upside down and not pass out* Fabulous conversation* Can not only carry a tune but write songs and play an instument or two.* Makes the bestest cheesecake (all different ones as well )* Loves kids and animals* Excellent security walking to car* A wonderful friend.............and I dont want to lose you as a friend.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I don't know you and I'm on a sex sabbatical but you had me at cheesecake. And I've just realised, I've got a foot fetish!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum'I wont bonk you for all the reasons that I should bonk you...* A very Studly Man.* Pecs to bounce coin off* Sharp speedy funny sense of humour* Intelligent* The ability to fly upside down and not pass out* Fabulous conversation* Can not only carry a tune but write songs and play an instument or two.* Makes the bestest cheesecake (all different ones as well )* Loves kids and animals* Excellent security walking to car* A wonderful friend.............and I dont want to lose you as a friend. I am the same...I wouldn't want to lose a friend...and I know you save your best cheesecakes for your buddies! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
13 years ago
I love that post Manly. Nice, cheeky and you just got a lot of interest from women. I think I am taking my profile too seriously. Time to rework it. Might just shamelessly plagiarise some ideas off yours (if I get your permission). Well, you did get the right name for it. After all, the last man on earth, Robert Neville, was surrounded by sex crazed vampires (it is in the nove for those who haven't read it).
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RHP User
13 years ago
Apologies for the typo. I meant novel. But the post is novel too.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Your profile promotes you as a beautiful determined lady with high esteem, not surprising you have hot calves mmm I'm sure you have a smile to match x
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RHP User
13 years ago
Shall we discuss the quit program over some rice paper rolls? Lol... Was that a no/ yes or a yes/yes they were my options right? Um, will tie you down and force feed you cheesecake until you beg for mercy. x
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RHP User
13 years ago
If you have a glory hole in your card board cut out
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RHP User
13 years ago
20 messages a dayWho really NEEDS that many?Are there really 20 people, every day, that you'd message?And what does that say about someone who potentially finds 20 new people each day, to send messages to hoping to respond?! Thats up to 70 people a week?Really??!!!Seems all a bit desperate to me.I find 5 is MORE than enough.DG
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RHP User
13 years ago
20 new people/day equals 140 per week, not 70.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'imupinthesky' Your profile promotes you as a beautiful determined lady with high esteem, not surprising you have hot calves mmm I'm sure you have a smile to match x .....intuitive as well.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' 20 new people/day equals 140 per week, not 70.- Posted from rhpmobile I forgot to include an intended line..... that allowed for half as mailing existing contacts.70 a week, 140 a week..... its still excessive if you have standards.DG
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am pretty sure it's snowing in Essex at the moment so it would have to be a fake tan. I will be in Melbourne in a month or two, wonder if he is serious about meeting ladies, maybe I will find out.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Naww Manly it seems that Maths and Law is not a strong point on here for some...you do have to laugh though!! Meh, you have met the important ones on here...that is all that matters! We will always have that lunch at Rubes'! Yummy entree, yummy lunch, yummy desserts and the best laughs! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
Lighten up DG! When I had 5 messages a day I almost never used them.... But am I calling you desperate? Hmmm? Manly, you know my answer already and it includes the koala suit. ;-)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
including yummy company. (geeze, lucky I had previous experience hosting parties....lol )
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RHP User
13 years ago
But you did miss out on spending time with quite a funny gorgeous man! I'd do you anytime you want Manly ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nice work Manly_McHardon.20 messages a day though...how does one use that many? I struggle to find upwards of 10 semi compatible people at time.Anyway, I think you might have developed some interest for yourself in this topic.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'doingitanywhere'But you did miss out on spending time with quite a funny gorgeous man! I'd do you anytime you want Manly ;-) Luckily I had someone funny and gorgeous to comfort me, as hot tears were cried.
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RHP User
13 years ago
What a shame you are only chasing younger guys SuperFox...close by and sounding pretty damn perfect! :(
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Lighten up DG! When I had 5 messages a day I almost never used them.... But am I calling you desperate? Hmmm? Why would you see a need to?I did say ...."I find 5 is MORE than enough"I think you can see theres a BIG difference between less than 5... and 20 not being enough......Smile.... dont take me so seriously. DGDG
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RHP User
13 years ago
christ, another wannabe american! please, lets all rememeber we live in AUSTRALIA and are AUSTRALIANS! lets leave the high fives, yeehaa's, y'all's etc in america where they came from
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'steve3800'christ, another wannabe american! please, lets all rememeber we live in AUSTRALIA and are AUSTRALIANS! lets leave the high fives, yeehaa's, y'all's etc in america where they came from Relax, man.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'steve3800'christ, another wannabe american! please, lets all rememeber we live in AUSTRALIA and are AUSTRALIANS! lets leave the high fives, yeehaa's, y'all's etc in america where they came from Relax, man. High-five! YEEEHAA!
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Tart_Du_Jour
13 years ago
You have a pleasingly angular torso and seem to be able to defy gravity. However, your username is ridiculous. Where did you even come up with such a stupid name? It speaks to me of needless masculine boasting. And is the second part of your name supposed to be Scottish? Some men in that part of the world have issues maintaining certain things you know, so insensitive.In conclusion, 4/10. Would not bang.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Tart_Du_Jour' You have a pleasingly angular torso and seem to be able to defy gravity. However, your username is ridiculous. Where did you even come up with such a stupid name? It speaks to me of needless masculine boasting. And is the second part of your name supposed to be Scottish? Some men in that part of the world have issues maintaining certain things you know, so insensitive.In conclusion, 4/10. Would not bang. Is that a yes or a no?
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Tart_Du_Jour
13 years ago
Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' Quoting 'Tart_Du_Jour' You have a pleasingly angular torso and seem to be able to defy gravity. However, your username is ridiculous. Where did you even come up with such a stupid name? It speaks to me of needless masculine boasting. And is the second part of your name supposed to be Scottish? Some men in that part of the world have issues maintaining certain things you know, so insensitive.In conclusion, 4/10. Would not bang. Is that a yes or a no? Can't you read? It's a no for now. And a maybe if you change your name to Clarice.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh of course, humongous difference between 5 and 20. I mean good lord, of course there are degrees of desperation. And you are obviously only a little desperate. It's okay pet you don't have to justify yourself to me .... Since you are sleeping with famous personalities and all. Hehehe (ˆڡˆ) Somebody stop me! 😍- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
DG
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RHP User
13 years ago
Only because you are a computer generated image, looking more like a flat chested Russian gymnast, and I am not allowed to say no. I also have to commend the genious behind your thread, which I will do after I have mentally bent you in every direction, Nadia...
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RHP User
13 years ago
i tried this once (a thread topic) and was barren with no replies and sunk to the bottom. My messages dont get replied to but hey. Still throwing them out there by being myself and saying hello how are you with nothing too crass or sleazy.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mr Manly would have known what to do there I'm sure. Shame he was otherwise engaged for the night ;-P
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RHP User
13 years ago
My earlier post, I would like to qualify my flippant remark. I was alluding to the fact that Ms D and Meeka often mention their strap ons. I was suggesting that they may like to use it on the OP to teach him not to use the forum for such a blatant self advertisement. I have no knowledge of the relationship between Meeka and Ms D or whether they have ever met each other. My apologies if I mislead or offended anyone with my thoughtless wording.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well , considering your Profile Pic looks like one of The Simpsons , I'd Do you...- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'doingitanywhere' Mr Manly would have known what to do there I'm sure. Shame he was otherwise engaged for the night ;-P not quite on the second.The only engagement I had that night was with my pillow....a 9am start on Sunday does not make for a long Saturday night.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71'My earlier post, I would like to qualify my flippant remark. I was alluding to the fact that Ms D and Meeka often mention their strap ons. I was suggesting that they may like to use it on the OP to teach him not to use the forum for such a blatant self advertisement. I have no knowledge of the relationship between Meeka and Ms D or whether they have ever met each other. My apologies if I mislead or offended anyone with my thoughtless wording. I'm guessing someone commented on your earlier post, like they did to me? I think it's common knowledge Meeka and I have met. And I just saw you at the Melbourne meet and greet. For the record, my strap-on has only been used twice. I hope all you gossipers are happy now. It's like being back in high school.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I waste heaps as half come here as they are curious but I am having heaps of fun with couples and singles so it is all cool... If anything is a bumma is no woman has stolen my heart yet so I can get off here,... Steve
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