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A poem for my hun....

January 02 2010

mynameonurlips   The forum burns bright that all men desirethis woman that is wild like as a cat thrown into a fire :p   With razor sharp witand both knees exposed,she makes my dick tingleso I want one of those! hehe   mynameonurlips is a kewl breezethrough the topicsbut don't call her hun, diddums (or any other sloppy patronising names)or tongue lashings for youinstead of your kicks.   What name do I whisperplease tell my dear (oops, spankies :p)what name shall I whisper while nibbling your ear, (or rubbing my cock on your pretty rear) What name is the game, Oh god give a clueNot fanny or snapper, I'm engorged just for you. What name do I call her? Please someone Please help! She's promised to get meI hope that she'll spank me or tie me to a tressle and shimmy her bustleand maybe put her undies over my head,or lash me to her bed,then jump my boning. Oh god.. .am I moaning?Oh god. See I told you it's hard.to think clearly when a guy is engorged. :pso this poem's gone to shitbut your name's on my lips.Hun.   Written by Stalky while secretly wanking. Just for cherub. :p oops. Now look at my desk ~ What a sticky mess. :p

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    You is in  big doo doo me thinks....and you love it! Cheers Nev  Oh yeah was thinking aout your earlier proposal, sounds goodWould luv to catch up with you and Astral at Arrows sometime, allways wanted to check that place out!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Stalky, my dearest engorged snapper wannabe I feel your adoration on every level of what it is to be me.   You write in such endearingly sensual terms which I can all but imagine would have caused your teachers of past and no doubt future  many concerns.   My only issue you see, is the tissues you be using not to mention the bandages which will be fusing to all the open wounds on your body including your 'hot toddy' Cos no-one comes near my rear This year or the coming ones I hope you got THAT loud and clear!!   written by me... I''m the one sitting by the tree rubbing ever so vigorously OH GOD I WANNA BE ME!! (in the eyes of stalky)   I think Im in love oh..look...theres a dove! Damn thing just bloody shat on me Remind me, never to sit under a stupid tree!?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Well you obviously know more than me, trishl. I'm completely in the dark... I'm not even sure I now what youre talking about... but you know me... I'll keep smiling and play along.   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ah the poety's gone to shit, but its a good laugh.   > What name do I call her? > Please someone > Please help!   I believe it starts with a J. Other than I can't help you. Maybe write a poem with all the J names you can some up with?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    lmfao No Name.. well at least we have wanking in common.. .hehe.. and the fact that I suck at impromtu poetry. Do you suck? :p       Hugs Stalky<<<< Damn... that was a stupid stupid thing to say.... I'm such an idiot. NO good with women. I'm giving them up, I swear.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    trish u can clean up my sticky mess anytime :p

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Fort the new kid finally gave into me charms and wrote me a poem, me got all excited, but alas me was not the Hun..sniff sniff.   Ya taunt me like Gazzie did..ya boys are all the same.   xxMiss Honeyxx  <<

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oh Miss Honey... I'd give all the money In my lil pink ceramic pig To have but one opportunity to....um damn...what rhymes with pig and encompasses all the yummy things one could do with miss honey?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oi, horny_sa_84! Trish is mine....all MINE I TELL U..... so...wait ur turn....in what I know to be a very long line...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    See stalky? at least someone pays attention around here... As for your giving up on women..I have two things to say about that... 1/ Oh yeah, that'd be right..you jump the fence b4 I get a chance to take you out for a test run 2/ Keep your back to the walls lads...stalky's on the hunt!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Oh Miss Honey... I'd give all the money In my lil pink ceramic pig To have but one opportunity to....um damn...what rhymes with pig and encompasses all the yummy things one could do with miss honey? Jiggy Jig?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    fig?as long as the trouble we get inis bigand we are carrying in our school bagour rigmaking sure to includeour wigin case we meet someonewe digwhile we're hanging out atthe gignot likely, but maybe dancinga jigor more unlikelya zig-a-zig-aaahhhPoetically me... sadly maybe... Mrs P'

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Laughin up a storm here folks! Oh please keep em coming!!!!!!