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A more modern Kama Sutra

May 01 2012

Fellow RHP Pervs & Pervettes help us to build a more modern RHP Kama Sutra. We can do this by listing favourite positions or new ones seen, learned or simply made up Let me start with my favourite: French Press What the... I hear you say A raunchy sexual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. The male takes his position above her, pushing his cock straight down into the woman's anus and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. Basically the anal version of the piledriver, a vaginal entry position. It can only be classified as a french press if the man ejaculates inside the woman after much "plunging" thus creating a burst of hot liquid - not coffee either, mind you.

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RHP User

14 years ago

OMG can't wait to try that one....always wondered what it must be like to be a coffee press. A Daoist thing I suppose. Fortunately I am also a super model and I just lost me red cape.x Hugs H

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RHP User

14 years ago

I've always wanted to publish a Kama Sutra Pop Up book. The possibilities are endless.

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RHP User

14 years ago

I spoke to a friend of mine who is a Tanric practitioner and here are her suggestions. Favourite position for men Man keeps one foot on the floor at all times....the one closest to the door....just in case a hasty exit is required....eg partner walks in unexpectedly or there is only 15 minutes for play time. The tip for emergencies The OMG I forgot to bring the condom dilemma...Man reaches into briefcase and retrieves sandwich bag that wife packed earlier.,make sure you rinse thoroughly before wrapping around cockHelpfully yours x Hugs H .

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RHP User

14 years ago

...and maybe with a bit of technology? | Quoting 'MrsTri'I've always wanted to publish a Kama Sutra Pop Up book. The possibilities are endless. | Those Magic Eye stereo-gram holographic images that jump out at you when you stare at the screen long enough could be a bit of fun...and they'e even in 3D. | The giant tarantula...that one scared the pants of me.

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RHP User

14 years ago

I'm tipping the woman might need a black belt in yoga to achieve this move.... or know a very good massage therapist. Maybe hang her from a tree in a sex swing out the backyard, less pressure on the back and neck then..... and you could charge the neighbours for the show

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RHP User

14 years ago

My favouite is on my right side, top leg cocked out, dick in ass and fingers in pussy. Crippling orgasms that leave it hard to stand up!

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RHP User

14 years ago

In your version, what will be the protocol for male servants pleasing their masters?

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RHP User

14 years ago

Quoting 'dominant_barbie'My favouite is on my right side, top leg cocked out, dick in ass and fingers in pussy. Crippling orgasms that leave it hard to stand up! Sounds fantastic! :)

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RHP User

14 years ago

...that they caused any irrational fear. | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Variation - use a Twister game mat When you do encounter me in 3D, your pants won't be on for long enough to feel scared... | I always carry a full load of a very viscous venom of my own that seems to stun these tarantulas into a more placid state. That's about when you change positions to the Entwined Anaconda where two bodies seem to become one and you go for a near paralytic state together. | | I'll show you how to play Strip Tequila Monopoly...you'll like landing on my hotels.

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RHP User

14 years ago

In a plane!!!! What a fuckin huge rush. 1. The discrete handjob. 2. The stealth walk to the smallest shaggin room ever. 3. Doggy Style against sink. 4. (Her) one foot on toilet. 5. (me) sitting on the toilet, (her) reversed bouncing. 6. Blowing my load as quietly as possible 7. Trying to stop smiling for the rest of the trip

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