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A look at the lighter-side of life
March 17 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
thanks mumma.....i needed thatvery very funny roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress, his reply was: "Me only have one woman. One woman ... one feather." Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress and he replied: Me have two women. Two women ... two feathers." Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers. Which, needless to say amused Ms.Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?" The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me fuck'em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me fuck'em all." Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung." The Chief said: "You damn right me hung. Big like buffalo, long like snake." Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile." The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style...me fuck'em all." With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried,"Oh dear." The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."
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RHP User
16 years ago
has anyone read the email goin round bout Major General Cosgrove and hisreply to an interview bout boy scouts shooting firearms at his base duringa visit. fair dinkum fell off my chair laughing.can't quot that one as not that PC savvy yet and won't try freehand as wouldn'tdo it justice. hope someone can help me out then i can just quote them.ahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahaahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks hey mumma and comeandgetme A good laugh at the end of a hard day xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
What is the hardest working muscle in a womans body. Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Cosgrove was asked if the scouts were being equiped to be killers. Cosgrove suggested that just because the women journo was equiped to be a prostitute did not mean that she was. Interview terminated after stunned silence from the journo
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RHP User
16 years ago
a stick. Well I laughed. BadDog.
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RHP User
16 years ago
If the the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of love?....Swollow..A man and a woman are ridding up in an elevatorThe man looks at the woman and says,"Can i smell your pussy?"She replies "Hell no"The man says, "well it must be your feet then.A lady walks into the dentist's office,takes off her underwear,sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open."You must have made a mistake" says the shocked dentist,"The gynecologist's office is one level higher."To that the lady replies,"NO mistake,you installed my husband'sdentures last week,now you'll be the one getting them out.A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.All of a sudden,he picksup the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head and a man asks,"What are you doing?!!"The blind man replies."Just looking around.xoxoxmumma
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks for initiating this post Mumma! Laughter really is the best medicine!! ps: are we going to get the punchline any time soon Nev?..lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
oh thank god.....myname i thought i was reading it wrong and just didnt get it lolbaddog...that was one pathetic joke...but i laughed too lol....but along the same lines.....whats big, green and looks like a bucket?a big, green bucket....lolsooo pathetic hahaharoxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just to make sure I wasn't missing anything....lol I notice piping hot posted a joke too..pity they didnt just join the gang here....this chasing laughs thing is hard work! Good to see you again Roxx! ps: I hope you're coming to the next rhp adventure night tho have noooo idea whether blackstone hgts is in nsw or not....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
whats yellow and goes slam, slam,slam,slam.a four door banana.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl.
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RHP User
16 years ago
good to know i was missed lol....i seen the other one haha funny as...wish i could tell a good joke lolno i wont be coming to any adventure nights...im in tassie haha....we need one down here i thinkroxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Was hoping someone else much braver than I, might have completed it for me....save me getting a bashing! So what is the hardest working muscle in a womans body! well its obvious isn't it, a penis of course.should i start running now or just beg for mercy...lolCheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
If women are so good at multitasking......why can't they have sex and a headache at the same time? Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily. "Gold of course," says the man proudly. The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"heheJose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff'good to know i was missed lol....i seen the other one haha funny as...wish i could tell a good joke lolno i wont be coming to any adventure nights...im in tassie haha....we need one down here i thinkroxxy xxx Earl was beside himself....literally! Created an alter ego to keep him company until you returned to the fold. He's so happy now he's back to his old tricks (lamo jokes...lol) Serious consideration needs to be given to a National Inaugural Master Baters Meeting (aka forum fanciers)! Just think what we could get up to Roxxy!! Sort out some of these set willies.....complicated lerve triangles....road test the 'i'm all that'ers'...ahh...t'would be good!
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RHP User
16 years ago
offer the squeeze a panadol.iff she say's "why? i don't have a headache"reply with "how bout a root then?"ahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Quoting 'geturroxyoff'good to know i was missed lol....i seen the other one haha funny as...wish i could tell a good joke lolno i wont be coming to any adventure nights...im in tassie haha....we need one down here i thinkroxxy xxx Earl was beside himself....literally! Created an alter ego to keep him company until you returned to the fold. He's so happy now he's back to his old tricks (lamo jokes...lol) Serious consideration needs to be given to a National Inaugural Master Baters Meeting (aka forum fanciers)! Just think what we could get up to Roxxy!! Sort out some of these set willies.....complicated lerve triangles....road test the 'i'm all that'ers'...ahh...t'would be good! can blame peachy fer showing ma how,ahahahaahahhahhahahhaahhaahahhahahabout the all that'ers i yam wot i yam to quote popeye.......ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhhahahaEarl (lets have more popeye's, eh)
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RHP User
16 years ago
THANKS FOR THE POST HEYMUMMA MONKEY AND A HYENA WERE BEST OF MATES AND WENT EVERYWHERE TOGETHER AND THIS DAY THEY WERE WALKING THROUGH THE JUNGLE TOGETHER WHEN SUDDENLY A LION JUMPED OUT FROM THE BUSHES THE MONKEY QUICKLY SCRAMBLED UP THE TREE AND LEFT THE HYENA TO FIGHT THE LOIN,, THE FIGHT WAS ON IN EARNEST BUT FINALLY IN THE END THE LION FINALLY TRIUMPHED, STANDING ON THE POOR HYENA HE GAVE OUT A MIGHTY ROAR AND WANDERED OF,,, MEANWHILE THE HYENA, STILL FLAT ON HIS BACK , LOOKS UP AND SAYS TO THE MONKEY , WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME A HAND THE MONKEY REPLIES,,, WELL YOU WERE LAUGHING SO MUCH I THOUGHT YOU HAD HIM
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RHP User
16 years ago
that is a great idea could you imagine all forum friends in the one spot lol that would be one hot nightyeah i met max pretty cool that one...but shhh dont tell Earl...i think i like max better hehehemrs p why would you teach Earl to quote look at him...he's out of control hahahanev...that wasnt what i thought the punch line would be....but damn funny anyway...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (roxxy quoting Earl)roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Max & Earl...tie for equal first place (for da boi's) Jose'....cos he is just divine...why anyone wouldnt want his arse parked in ya garage..is beyond me! Mikle: my shallow side revealing itself...that guy has IT ALL Stalky: everyones fave so what chance do I have?...NADA Contendedone: he makes me smile and slippery.. all at the same time! Nev: Again, everyones fave man of cpl...heart of gold xxx Girls: Onebright: brains and beauty...YUM Roxxy: Love ya sense of humour & great attitude Silverarrow: whatta breath of fresh air! Sonsie: God! Whatta woman! LOVE her new pic...phoarrr! Heymumma: HOT and lovely... So many beautiful ppl here....Im getting writers cramp!
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RHP User
16 years ago
myname you should make that a forum postit would be interesting to see who other people had on theirs hehebut i do agree that random is a cutieroxxy xxxwhat does a 150 kg cockie saypolly want a cracker NOWgod my jokes are pathetic hahaha
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RHP User
16 years ago
As delish as random is....(did you read his account of giving head???? omg..omg omgomg!!) My reference to random was merely that I cant tell a joke for shite so randomly posted my crush list.... Having said that however, back to random's 'how to give a woman head'...Good Golly Miss Molly...I want me some of that NOW!! (just short of) 150 cockie mayname...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
What tha hell is goin on?? My ovaries are over riding my brain chemicals....!! CODE RED! Lock up ya cocks!! Myname is on a RAMPAGE!!! ARGHHHH!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' myname you should make that a forum postit would be interesting to see who other people had on theirs hehebut i do agree that random is a cutieroxxy xxxwhat does a 150 kg cockie saypolly want a cracker NOWgod my jokes are pathetic hahaha funny on Rox. and tanx to lippy for the vote. MAX is pretty chuffed toahahahashahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She tells the bus driver she needs someone to talk to, she lives in a convent and wants to experience SEX before she dies. The bus driver agrees, but the nun explains she can't have SEX with anyone who is married because it would be a sin. The bus driver says 'No problem...... I'm not married.' The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she'll have to take it up the ass. The bus driver agrees again and being the only people on the bus, they go in the back of the bus and take care of business. When they were done and he resumed driving, the bus driver said 'Sister, I have a confession to make. I'm married and have three kids.' The nun replies, 'That's OK, I have a confession too. My name is John and I'm on my way to a costume party' 'Happy Halloween'
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RHP User
16 years ago
funny funny Jean xx roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Two nuns riding their bikes through the streets of Rome, on their way to morning mass. One nun says to the other "I've never come this way before." The other nun says "Yes, must be the cobblestones." Cxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Bloke runs up to his mate in a bar..."Mate, last night when I was walking home from the pub I found this hot chick tied to the railway track..I took her home and fucked her hard..I fucked her Pussy, fucked her arse and even fucked her tits... His mate say's.."Didn't you get a head job?" "Nah, couldn't find her head!"
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