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A hypothetical for the lads

May 04 2015

(or ladies that like ladies!) You won a 5 night trip to Bali and can take one person. You have the choice of 2 hypothetical FWB : Chick A : Size 10, gorgeous, loves heels and getting dressed up and takes hours to get ready. Not really an outdoor type but loves dancing, going to the gym and is sociable with the right people. She can be a bit serious and worries about what people think of her. She is smart but can be opinionated, and tends to dominate conversations. She has a kind heart but can be judgemental, and doesn't always notice things going on a round her. She doesn't mind sucking cock, and although sex is ok it's not fantastic and is usually over in an hour. She is more a receiver than a giver. Chick B : Size 16 but athletic, average but good looking, jeans and t shirt type of girl but looks good in a dress, takes care of herself but not obsessively. Loves the outdoors, is adventurous and very friendly. Great sense of humour, always smiling and laughing without a care for social conformity. She loves a good conversation but gets bored with politics and the like, and loves hearing peoples stories. She is compassionate and understanding, usually the first to notice when someone needs help. She is a firecracker in bed, always keen to try new things, and happy to go all night. She is a more a giver than a receiver. Who would you take on holiday?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Would be number 2. Give me that any day of the week. Shit I want to meet this girl

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Can we send both of them to Bali and stay home and have a week on the turps with the boys without any hassles?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Chick B, no contest!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I would sell the tickets on ebay and buy myself a fishing kayak.

  • Mr_Minotaur

    Mr_Minotaur

    11 years ago

    easy….chick B

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Chick B - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    ..... which one do I take .... or you take ? .... the one that makes my heart take flight .... size and colour ?? .. who gives a toss .... so I'd take the Unicorn ! U42

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    She sounds awesome...where can I met her! She sounds relaxed and a lot of fun for both of us. Are you secretly Chick B..? But seriously, about Chick A...the "worries about what people think of her" doesn't appeal to me and the "judgemental"bit isn't going to make the holiday a bag of laughs, I think.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    SH,

  • aussian43

    aussian43

    11 years ago

    Chick B sounds like a much more interesting person to spend time with.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Agree with all the others, it would be Chick B. Think Chick A would become a pain in the proverbial after a short amount of time. That answer would apply to both sexes in this household so is she Bi? What is your answer Uni?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' SH, Hmmm, I don't think any question that discusses human nature is insulting!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' SH,

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    But I'd take "b" also

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Can I take Mrs 3 and you can have your wish?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I don't quite agree but I am not in your shoes to know why. But I do think the question would have been better if the two choices were identical in looks and size as it tended to take away from the objective or idea of the question.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    If I had the choice would choose chick...Why.. Because she want's to be with me and for no other reason.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    B all the way - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Chick B for sure and she sounds perfect to me :)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    With full knowledge of who else is invited obviously! More fun for everyone ;-). - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    "Size 16 but athletic" so we're talking Lauren Jackson tall? weightlifting athletic? that is a fairly vague description. I'd probably go with the first girl, as I think the second girl would likely be WAY too tall for me. I'm happy with tall girls, but given the description I think it could be awkward dimension wise since she'd be a fair bit taller than my 6'1" I figure that this was supposed to be the ol "do you prefer the bigger girl with personality or the slim girl who isn't so much fun" chestnut - but there are too many variables you've introduced into the equation. Girl 2 loves a good convo... but Girl 1 is whip smart... Girl 1 wins there.Girl 2 is easy going.... Girl 1 requires a full hair and makeup team on hand... Girl 2 winsGirl 2 is compassionate and helpful... Girl 1 is kind, but not so helpful... Draw, I'm on an island resort for 5 days, these barely come into play. If I can hypothetically be 7 feet tall to go with my hypothetical lady friend's 6 and a half feet. (So, Robyn Lawley the standard "quick, come up with a hot plus size model that you can get dimensions for" is 6'2" and size 12 on standard aus size charts... I can't find Lauren Jackson's measurements except 6'5" and 85kg but size wise I think she'd be 16 or under - except in the length) Isn't size 10 a pretty normal size? There is a high likelihood I've spent far too much time analysing the question when I'd rather take the third girl who is in the middle of both.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Do you want to go on holiday and have a blast? Or ....would anyone choose A? Pftt! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    She doesn't like to talk about politics? Well .. I guess, its a holiday.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Choose number one?...she has quite a few negatives after all...and although number two dislikes discussing politics ,she is far more attractive ...so OP what was the realising of your post ..Curious me xxFreya

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Add the winning ticket to the free ticket some blokes in here seem to offer complete strangers... and take em both!!!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Koolgrey' She sounds awesome...where can I met her! She sounds relaxed and a lot of fun for both of us. Are you secretly Chick B..? Errr have you not looked at the OP's profile pictures? I suspect she is Chick A. Maybe size 8 - 10?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Koolgrey' She sounds awesome...where can I met her! She sounds relaxed and a lot of fun for both of us. Are you secretly Chick B..? Errr have you not looked at the OP's profile pictures? I suspect she is Chick A. Maybe size 8 - 10? Can Yas please just answer the question?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'Koolgrey' She sounds awesome...where can I met her! She sounds relaxed and a lot of fun for both of us. Are you secretly Chick B..? Errr have you not looked at the OP's profile pictures? I suspect she is Chick A. Maybe size 8 - 10? I dont think so.........

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya79' Choose number one?...she has quite a few negatives after all...and although number two dislikes discussing politics ,she is far more attractive ...so OP what was the realising of your post ..Curious me xxFreya So you find chick "B" more attractive. so OP what was the realising of your post Im sorry I don't understand your question?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I only got half way through Chick A's profile before I bailed...Got extra lucky on the default setting

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    Everyone chose B and i'm not going slops so, its A for me. Come on......its only a week. I can use her to attract a 3some. Gotta think outside the box.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    none of the above.... Bali can get fucked lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Im just here to look at Mr Minotaur. But if I liked girls, yes, B for me too xx

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    We are all different and never that one dimensional ... Blah - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Option c... Geez I'm only 27,but I need a good conversation, including politics, etc... Also a few nice bottles of wine and a game of trivial pursuit. i don't want a woman who doesn't mind sucking cock, and Im not after a woman who wants to satisfy... A woman who wants mutual pleasure is a woman for me. If I had to chose only over the two, it'd easily be option b, I love a kind open woman, and an athletic woman, I also like a woman happy to get in a dress, but without the hours of obsessing and getting ready like option a. I wonder if option c likes watching the footy (afl), likes cooking together, likes working out, and intellectual stimulation... It doesn't need to be a political argument or trivial pursuit, but a strong opinion on current affairs, the odd quiz or crossword, etc... When I was younger I would have had a different opinion, but when I was younger I was stupid, so...

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    You won a 5 night trip to Bali and can take one person. You have the choice of 2 hypothetical FWB : 1: Kylie Minogue 2: Dannii Minogue You will learn more about the lads if you ask them this question..

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Was in love with chick A for most of my 20s ...definitely chick b these days though chick A may turn my head lol

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'unicorn99' Can I take Mrs 3 and you can have your wish? Mrs Quill52?

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    You made me look at Mr_Minotaur, OMG! Smooth head, great body and piercings. Yep, he's the choice! 💋 Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well that's a difficult one - not.... no 2 any day..... Especially when travelling. Personally I love meeting new people (imagine at the pool or spa and being with somebody who is not into chatting to fellow travellers....) it's amazing how many great experiences you can have in that situation. Somebody who is sociable and outgoing and chatty will always generate more fun (my opinion only) when travelling....

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    and a woman who will fuck me! Either chick sounds alright to me, hell I'd even go with option C or D

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I take A I find it fun.... playing mind games with a princess and corrupting her to the Dark Side. She'll come back more like B

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Unicorn is not a or b lady but she has a lot of the b lady traits. Girl A sounds like my sister, pain having to wait around while she gets ready but I love her anyway. Girl B sounds like my best mate, some days were dags and other days we make an effort to look good despite our shape or size. I'd be happy to take either :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I would take YOU Shaz xxxxxx - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm a man...I don't even know what those sizes are. The opening description of hypothetical Chick B is what appeals to me...I don't know the dress sizes of any female friends.Why should I?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Change the location then it would be much nicer holiday :) say broom ;),,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    First I'd take the tickets and sell them on eBay, then go somewhere without all the drunken Aussies. Then, I'd take A and feed her hamburgers for 5 days. That's bound to improve the personality. Or maybe take B and just eat lettuce for a week. Although that will probably turn her into a starfish, she may also discover an interest in politics. Actually I'd probably go with B because she's going to be easier, but will be desperately trying to get A to pay attention at the same time. You know what, I'm just going to take the first one that says yes to sex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Guess I just like a challenge , corrupting someone can be a beautiful thing

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    the one with the personality. The one that I connect to. The one with ballz and boobz ;) the one with pizazz. I'd never accept a "free holiday" with someone I'm not going to get along with. Ergh I hate boxes :/

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'ShevermiN' You won a 5 night trip to Bali and can take one person. You have the choice of 2 hypothetical FWB : 1: Kylie Minogue 2: Dannii Minogue You will learn more about the lads if you ask them this question.. I've always preferred Dannii's look - and she seems to have some relationship with Etihad, so maybe I can parlay that into a flight in The Residence (with or without Ms Minogue I'd be happy with that)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    It'd be easily choice B...but a couple of Bintangs, a warm tropical night, shit everything's going to be groovy, so it'll all be good :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I might pick the jolly fat man too but probably only as a friend, I am not attracted to large men as a general rule. Gotta say, I am very porky myself at the moment at I hate it. I don't feel sexy at all.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    I'm sure I'd find someone to have fun with over there. Otherwise A, something about a hotel room does something to the ladies.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Either could well a nice person

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The question seems flawed. They are both friends so there must be something that maintains the friendship, and the sex must be good for both as you also have that as a benefit not a chore. Thus you could have fun together any time with either woman. A hotel overseas or a bed room over here are much the same. I am in no way going to spend a free holiday in a room chatting and fucking, can do that anytime. So I would have to consider what would be happening outside the room. Then considering that they are friends not lovers kind of places an awkward spanner in the works, 5 days together is somewhat too intimate for friends. There is the potencial of feeling developing that so far have been held in check due to the ease of escape. Do I want anything to develop, i would assume not as they are only friends. What to do?? My solution to this problem is to pack a bag full of toys and a video camera and I stay home and they both go together, on the condition that they document their stay for me. If they are my friends then it is highly likely they will do more than just sight seeing. When they return both will be grateful for the gift of a holiday, which will undoubtedly mean for some extra special thank you sex, all 3 together would be assured, plus some hot girl on girl memories to watch when the inevitable lonely night comes along.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    What's the point of asking such an incredibly leading question?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Haven't you enjoyed the synergy of the other leading topic in this section, Meander? I think it's a curious how people say they aren't shallow, but it's lipservice, and we're attracted to the pretty serving suggestion on the packaging. Humans are actually rather rubbish at explaining their behaviour and choices, which makes being a human voyeur so god damn interesting.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    the vegetarian option ? Chick P

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    You mean Stir's topic? I think I commented on the fact he was looking for people to agree with him.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Really?

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' What's the point of asking such an incredibly leading question? Isn't it to see how many cliche's we can cram into one response? I gave it a crack.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Oh, no Meander ... the subject in Girls Ask, about if men like larger than average women. Reading this thread, it would seem people choose personality over looks. But I'd hazard a guess, if we did a social experiment created profiles based on these two fictional women on RHP, A would get more contact over B. I'm happy to be proved wrong though.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Henna I feel you may be right. But as history shows things change

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    It also reminds me of the "Do women like abs" thread.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Chick a and b go on holiday together Have a great time minus u. Boo hoo Women aren't that easy to label. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Someone with a DadBod and a naughty glint in his eye. And of course never been to Bali and have no interest in going. :)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Meant reason for,not realising for the post..the Op responded that she didn't understand the question xxFreya

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' It also reminds me of the "Do women like abs" thread. Nah, it's much better than that. The multitude of "do women like big cocks", "do women like chocolate skin", "do men like BBW" type threads was starting to bug me, so I started my own "do women like feet" version. It was mostly to satisfy my own love of sarcasm, but it's also an experiment. I've found this interesting in a similar way.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Without going in to detail the reason for the forum was a)a personal experience recently got me wondering how superficial people actually are b) a fellow forumite and friend is in Bali atm and c) because I was curious to know peoples opinion(who would have thought??) Thank you everyone for your replies, it has been enlightening! To all the negative nancies....here's a cookie and a hug OO

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    pick me instead! ;)

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Ooooo Meeka .... I have a Dadbod ..... hated Bali ..... (almost as much as the Indonesians hate us ... not the Balinese ) .... and a fiendishly salacious glint ..... Uly

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Ulysses42' Ooooo Meeka .... I have a Dadbod ..... hated Bali ..... (almost as much as the Indonesians hate us ... not the Balinese ) .... and a fiendishly salacious glint ..... Uly Woo hoo my Prince Charming.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    If I had to chose one or the other. .. it would be girl B. but there is no way on God's earth.. that I would accept a holiday in Bali.. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • beachgal20

    beachgal20

    11 years ago

    You set up a scenario that was rigged and staged.........and all guys go for B....

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    isn't even a question.. B all day every day!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Throw up your hands, give them the tickets... buy another for me... but to Sardinia... I am sure there are beautiful women there with adventurous souls and beautiful minds... large, petite or any other shape... that will all fall in place.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Going to be different and say Chick A. Chick B seems to be everyone's fantasy girl put into the package of a larger girl. Chick A seems like a good representation of a well-balanced person. Chick A : Size 10, gorgeous, loves heels and getting dressed up and takes hours to get ready. Not really an outdoor type but loves dancing, going to the gym and is sociable with the right people. She can be a bit serious and worries about what people think of her. She is smart but can be opinionated, and tends to dominate conversations. She has a kind heart but can be judgemental, and doesn't always notice things going on a round her. She doesn't mind sucking cock, and although sex is ok it's not fantastic and is usually over in an hour. She is more a receiver than a giver. Personality: Seems like a confident self-empowered woman. She isn't a 'Yes' girl. Appearance: I'm quite a slim guy - bigger girls don't quite work for me.Sex: 1 hour isn't bad! Jeeeezus. In fact, lasting an hour is pretty impressive - and there is no rule you can only have sex once.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    lol FFS klondike.... put the half mongrel away....... hahahaha

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    the second one sounds more fun to us

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    B!! Curves are sexy and she clearly knows how to have fun.

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    B for me anyday

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Don't like pretentious fake people, and couldn't lie to myself by pretending I enjoy being with someone just coz of what others think. My happiness is most important to me closely followed by my partners

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Choose the one with the biggest boobs ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Nowukas

    Nowukas

    11 years ago

    But in reality it would look like this..... I choose option B (since option A is plainly out of my league and even to have option B accept the invite defies most logic) We go to Bali where only my luggage is lost so now most of my spending money is wasted buying more clothes and essentialsWe go site seeing. Dressed in my new very cheaply made, ill fitting and just not comfortable at all, replacement clothes, we head through some markets where I can't walk 5 steps without someone jamming something in my face and ordering me to buy it, or trying to sell me drugs. After battling our way through for hours, option B is hungry so we stop to buy some food from a shop that I can confidently say could not pass a health inspection, even if you were stuffing the inspectors jacket with a fistful of $50's. Being the gentleman I am I reach for my wallet to pay for the food (which I am praying is what they say it is, since there is suspiciously alot of cats walking around near here with no tails?)To my horror I realize my wallet and all of my money and cards have been stolen (Robbed in Bali, who could have predicted it?) leaving option B cracking the shits having to pay for the meal and subsequently now having to pay for the rest of the trip.So now with option B wishing my body to be burning in the deep pits of hell (I can safely assume that I wont be getting lucky anytime soon either) I begin to feel my stomach churn like so many tourists before me........BALI BELLY!!!! Now having spent the rest of the holiday expelling 40% of my body weight out of my ass in the form of liquid fire, then returning home to take a week to fully recover I have made up my mind which option I would choose really. Option C. Sell the tickets. Book some rooms at the CrownInvite all your closest friends (I would even invite option A and B lol)Then spend the weekend with good company, having some great times making memories that will last for the right reasons!

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

    Sounds so much more fun ;)