A funny thing happened on the way to the climax....

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  madotara69

  11 years ago

  Use to live on a little island in the Pittwater, we had a tinny for commuting back and forth. It was late on this night, midnight or so, a bit of moonlight, nice warm wisp of a breeze. We were half pissed, they didn't mind unless too pissed back in the day, plus the thirty tinnies crashing into each other from the rest of the population were somewhere near Newport Arms Hotel, park your tinny there and later fall into it and eventually end up somewhere. So no one was looking for us. Had the waterway to ourselves on this night, it was a bit romantic actually, so we hopped into the tinny, key start and up front steering she was a beauty. Idled off into the moonlight, no hurry, flickering stars above, water like glass could have been cruising the Milky Way with the reflection of the earth under the stars, so it felt a bit intimate too. I was standing back like Captain Jack Sparrow, Tara was leaning over kneeling on the seat holding onto the steering wheel, I couldn't tell you what came over me, though what I can is that I lifted Tara's skirt and gently laid it over her lower back, didn't worry about the knickers, there weren't any, a new moon just rising right in front of me so I just started rooting her and she liked it, Ohh we were going at it and getting right into it, lucky I looked up for a second as we were a few feet from driving straight into the side of a moored yacht, I had to reach the steering wheel, because she was to far lost in it all, I just managed to steer out and lightly skimmed the shiny plastic bloody monstrosity and I reckon it's about the deepest penetration we have ever had, and she liked it, so we just carried on into the star lit night fucking. Mado Mado Tara xx

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  When I was living in Townsville, I managed to cut a pretty young thing out of the herd from one of the local clubs. She had immaculate, shiny long hair that reached almost down to the top of her delicious bum. So we get back to mine, a little bit of intimacy occurs, and we're in my bedroom when she decides to perform a strip tease of sorts. Off came the little skirt (tick), then off came the little halter top (tick), then off came....... Her hair. Which she then put on my bedroom light, presumably for safekeeping. She wasn't bald underneath, but had something I could best describe as a rough crew cut. As a young player (23) I was gob smacked, as I hadn't seen anything like that before. Anyway - great night ensued (oh God it was great) and I generously handed her a Coles shopping bag for her to carry her hair in at lunchtime the following day in her taxi. Good times....... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  6exxy

  11 years ago

  No I can't! We laughed about it though. Ok we broke the wooden slats and was still going for it while falling in the gap 👀. It was just too good to stop!

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  Dryphuz

  11 years ago

  is her hanging onto the rail for the shower curtain and ripping it off the wall in the heat of the moment and nearly falling face first into the basin. Oh wait! When i was 17 me and my girlfriend came out of her bedroom, me wearing her pyjama top and my pyjama bottoms, and her wearing the vice versa. Her dad pissed himself. It took us several minutes to catch on. She was soooo embarrassed and i couldn't stop laughing long enough to safely navigate the doorway as she tried to shove me back into her room to correct the wardrobe malfunction.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Out at pub, few kisses later decided time to go back home. Couldn't keep our hands off each other, kissing in the taxi (sorry taxi driver), ran upstairs to apartment door and began kissing outside, while he fumbled to put key in lock and open the door. Still kissing as we enter bedroom, clothes flying everywhere. Both of us fall on bed .....,,, and the mattress, including us slide right off onto the floor. Haha. Was funny as lol

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  ... about 18 months ago. Went for a drive, middle of winter so way too cold to fuck outside the vehicle. We chose a crib room that wasn't being used at that time of the year, & went for it on one of the tables. Turned out it was a trestle table which collapsed under us in a very short space of time. It took us about ten minutes to stop laughing and get back into the groove again... Much love, Elle xx

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Your bed broke and you nearly slid down the stairs? Why was your bed so close to the stairs..... no door?! Accidentally kicked the ex wife in the face once while changing positions from beneath, to behind. Kids.... don't try that one.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I' must be pretty irresistible in the shower, because I remember a special someone running from a hotel bedroom into the shower only for her to slip and fly through the air and land spectacularly on her butt. As with most moments like this, once it was confirmed no bones were sticking through skin we laughed and my soapy hands did their best to take her mind of the developing bruises

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  Zsuza69

  11 years ago

  We can identify with that. Working away living in a flat full of men with when miss Z came to visit (before she was mrs). There was one bedroom that was I bit away from the others with its own key and ensuite that the foreman had claimed for himself because it was quieter. Anyway he was away and we had the key so in the bedroom after a great night out at the pub so both were really drunk. And yes the bed collapses. It was a timber one. But that didn't deter us we kept going with the bed at a angle and banging against the wall ( we weren't being very quiet) We had a good laugh he next morning as we put the bed back so that it would collapse again when the foreman got back so we wouldn't get the blame for it (we weren't supposed to have a key). He found out anyway (bloody loud mouth flat mates dobbed us in) lol Didn't realise just how noisy we were being had complaints from up and downstairs about the noise coming out of the room at 3am. Had to go round the other flats and apologise to them about the noise. We still laugh about it to this day. - Posted from rhpmobile

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