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A conspiracy I tell ya

June 25 2010

I have discovered a national conspiracy, just look at the facts:Head of the Commonwealth of Australia: Queen Elizabeth IIGovernor General of Australia - Ms Quentin BrycePrime Minister of Australia - Ms Julie Gillard Governor General of NSW - Ms Marie BashirPremier of NSW - Ms Kristina KeneallyLord Mayor of Sydney - Ms Clover MooreWe have no men in power, how did this happen, who told these women they could lead!!!! Next thing we know there will be equal pay for women, netball will become an national sport, and men will become (eek) 'housefathers - or domestic engineers' whilst their more dominant partner is out earning money. Just think of the repercussions:Toilet seats will be permanently locked down and men will have to learn to aimFootball will end up only being shown on ABC and SBSPMT will become an legal defence to kill malesShopping will become a national sportBeerguts on women will become acceptable, even sexy, men will have to undergo liposuctionIt is dark days ahead for the male of the species, will we be subject to having to undergo cosmetic surgery to emulate the bambo's from Cleo?Only time will tell ....

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    And this is bad......How? Toilet seats should ALWAYS be down. Beware the guy who leaves it up in my house - you wont get a repeat invite Oh no Mooka does this mean guys will have to start thinking about what they wear? Ensuring that its ironed, clean even? And will I be able to scratch my groin in public without someone thinking I have got some kind of infestation? Burp and yes fart in public without being thought less of a lady? Oh the possibilities Kisses Focus

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Those bloody Bossy bloody bitches! And who was it chastised me for bringing to the attention of this forum that we truly live in a matriarchal society? Well bitch! There's the proof! Emancipate your manhood! Set willy free! Stalky<<<< marches off chanting the man mantra!

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Being the "fairer" sex surely they will treat us men as equals, won't they? But the thought of Netball becoming THE national sport is a very, very scary idea!!!!!

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    next there will be a permanent tax in men just cos they are men. lol. omg.

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I love the idea of a woman in charge, no less a ranga as well hahahahaPoor old Kevin Rudd became Kevin Dudd and look what happened so beware males or we could be sleeping outside with the dog hahahaPK !!!

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Play nice. I dont really want to have to take each one of you over my knee and spank you.....ah who am i kidding? Quoting 'puppy'Being the "fairer" sex surely they will treat us men as equals, won't they? But the thought of Netball becoming THE national sport is a very, very scary idea!!!!! You would prefer watching men hug each other than women in short skirts? Duly noted. Quoting 'Julesjordan'next there will be a permanent tax in men just cos they are men. lol. omg. What a fantastic revenue rasier. I will put the idea forward. Surely it will be a vote winnner. Kisses Focus

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    W ell we all know the old sayings.... 'Behind every successful man there is a strong woman' '...the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world' Just taking back what was ours centuries ago guys.

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    A Prime Minister was elected by the Labor Caucus it wasn't about a women that was elected, gender was never going to be an issue. Equality is about being able to do the job enough said.

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    If above anything else I welcome Gillard to be Prime Minister as hopefully it may break the hold of the simple minded single interest crack pot happy clapper god bother's who think they have the Govertments ear.

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    bring it on..... i say..

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky'Those bloody Bossy bloody bitches! And who was it chastised me for bringing to the attention of this forum that we truly live in a matriarchal society? Well bitch! There's the proof! Emancipate your manhood! Set willy free! Stalky<<<< marches off chanting the man mantra! Is that anyway to speak to your superior boy!!!!

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Mooka: get used to it! BUT... Maggie Thatcher stated on national TV one day, "It will be over my dead body that England joins the EEC" within a week she was no longer Prime Minister. Of course, the EEC has changed its name, and Maggie didnt have to die... BUT, there are "Definates" by "THOSE" who wield the "True" power, and the plebs will submit, without even knowing it. you know the story of boiling a live frog? Put him in a cold pot of water, and turn the heat up.. very slowly.. he MAY get a little funny about it.. but, he will stay there..until it gets so hot it kills him.. IF it is turned up slowly enough. Me? I will ALWAYS be a caveman... and die a lonely old death out in the desert somewhere.. why? becaujse I understand I cant do a damned thing about the way the world is going.. I only know, I can make myself responsible for my little puny existance.. Sad isnt it :)

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    What's the deal with the Sydney meet & greet event disappearing? (Sorry Mooka)

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey Mooka ......rest assured hun.....it was no conspiracy......women have been ruling your life since before you were concieved.....................................................................its been a well orchestrated plan for millenium I distinctly remember them telling me in sunday school that the meek will inherite the world...........I wasnt actually paying attention at the time and thought they said "SHEEP would inherit the world...........never could understand why they kept sacrificing the lambs......surely that was only going to piss him off......killing his chosen ones.....??????? a slightly confused but not about being a woman miss b

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    If there is one thing you can be sure of, the days of rule under these females will come to an end! Starting with Kristina'sand balance will once again be restored.Cheers Nev

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I didn't realize. We were under so much control by weemen. Lol. Has anything changed. See gal are no better. Here in banana bender land it's been blunder after crisis after crisis. I guess the guy before her left cos he knew it was coming. Poor Gillard will probably never sort out the mess. Lol. Rip Kevie. Oh don't come back here. Fab.

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Yes, a female PM, female Premier, female GG and female Mayor. Never more than now has the country been run by a bunch of cock suckers.....

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    and if it wasnt for the fact we do it so well and you enjoy it so much Mr Rugged, you would have something to complain about LOL

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