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A NEW TRICK - ORAL SEX 1O1

August 11 2010

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I caught a show on the telly last night about sex and marriage.... but they taught a very interesting new trick for oral sex........demonstrated on a very realistic feminine manequin part !!!! complkete with wrinkly labia LOL so it must be true !!!!! STEP 1 Ok ..when giving oral sex....lie perpendicular to your partner...thats at right angle...so NOT BETWEEN her legs. STEP 2 Place thumb and forefinger around the clit.....so sort of holding it by the stem LOL and gentle squeeze / apply pressure STEP 3 start a rythum with your tongue going laterally across just below the clit NOT ON the Clit...ie not the usual up and down ..hence why your perpendicular STEP 4 As the fem gets into the rythum.....apply pressure to the perineum with your other free hand STEP 5 When nearing climax begin moving tongue over Clit in same manner and rythum Apparently gauranteed to give awesome results.........................can someone report back and let me know . THIS HAS BEEN A COMMUNITY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT LOL

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I somehow missed this in my tv guide. :(

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Come clean Miss B, i have a stack of channels i didnt see it !! maybe you can ring me next time and i can hear the results ?? Geez im excited !

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    LO.....l YE OF LITTLE FAITH !!! LOL Honestly it was on telly.....really late last night....like 1130...I would have been in bed earlier but i got stuck watching this !!!!! I dont remember the channel.....lol..... but i dont have anything that isnt free to air.......and my imagination is that good to have made it ALL up .....so go forth and practice ...and let me know LOL Wondering if i should write it out on cards and hold up during the next event ....hmmmmm.....LOL

  • nobatteriesrequi

    nobatteriesrequi

    15 years ago

    I will confirm it is true, it was a program called something like Sex after marriage. It is a show from the UK so it is a repeat lol, I saw it before I came over here, and yes it does work

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I need someone to donate their clit to science so I can undertake this experiment. Again, just close your eyes and think of the greater good. Mr Handle

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Thanks miss BP I just love doing homeworks of this kind and would be willing to give it a go with any lady seeing the need to try such a licking ??? was it lick back and forth or just lick away ???? my mind is just in a whirl to find something new to excite my Lady I so wish to get an A on this test or is that an Oooooooooooo andy xxx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Standing ovation for MBP! Job well done for passing on this vital yet complicated community service announcement! Is there an 'idiots guide' to follow...cos I know how difficult it is for some blokes to follow directions? lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    All the more reason to try and try again. Practice makes perfect. Mr Handle

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    It sounds like fun Miss BowPeek. I might have to cut and paste and send to a friend. Will let you know if I do and he does! WILDly Applauding the Peeking woman

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'missbowpeek' LO.....l YE OF LITTLE FAITH !!! LOL Honestly it was on telly.....really late last night....like 1130...I would have been in bed earlier but i got stuck watching this !!!!! I dont remember the channel.....lol..... but i dont have anything that isnt free to air.......and my imagination is that good to have made it ALL up .....so go forth and practice ...and let me know LOL Wondering if i should write it out on cards and hold up during the next event ....hmmmmm.....LOL

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    ......... it was on Ch9 at 10.45pm. Us older blokes don't need instructions!

  • Mr_MrsJones

    Mr_MrsJones

    15 years ago

    Yep it was on Channel 9 at 10:45. Lord watched the whole thing but Lady was way too asleep when it finished for practical homework. However it is on the agenda for tonight. Will let you know how it goes!!!!!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Righteo .. I'll give it a try.... but can you tell me where to get a hold of another realistic feminine manequin? Mine's.... errrr... been spoiled. :p Hugs

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    LOl sorry folks I dont have a spare clit lying around either...and unfortunately I am not that flexible.....altho Ive been studying how the cats do it and ......oh who am i kidding lol !!! Maybe Ill print cards for the next drinks nights attendees if the technique proves a sucK - sess (hehehe) So keep the homework assignments up to date and provide us all with plenty of feed back.....those of you with a clit handy ...and accessable lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    mayb i shall have been a movie star then?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Pick me pick me ... i can like stiff as a board .... NOT !!! big thank you to MissBP... :)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Tried it out straight away, goes REAL good!!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    OOhh FITAS...........glad to hear its a goodun !!!!!...................I need a tongue !!!! I need a tongue !!!!! LOL. waiting patiently ........................tapping my foot ............................... almost virginal miss b

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I just showed Mr W this forum and he laughed and said he happened to catch this show too. So he says he knows EXACTLY how to do it. We're off to try it now. I'll be back in halfa.... Mrs W xx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Ok, well here we are, half an hour later and I'm back and I'm sorry to say but we failed! Mr W started off well, doing all the things in the instructions.... and then we got to a point where we both just wanted me to cum, and he started doing all the things he knows are sure fire to tip me over the edge. And things just escalated from there. So, in conclusion, it felt great and really different, and if we could have kept our mind on the job then it might have worked eventually, but our initial trial was a fail. Of course it might be more successful next time.... or the time after that ... or after that... Mrs W xx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You may borrow my tounge as long as i cum wit it LOL

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Now Brad...very generous of you to offer....but i think you have slightly misunderstood........IM supposed to be the one to cum with it !!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I'll be sure to remember that!! Unless old age sets in prior to the opportunity of trying it out

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    MissBowPeek.... You owe me a new laptop... whilst I was trying this out last night on a willing victim... err partner.... I had the laptop perched on her tummy so I could read the instructions and get it right... unfortunately said laptop sufferred a massive failure due to the earthquakes of the underlying body once I got the procedure right and it feel to the fllor smashing the screen.... Note to self.. don't have the laptop on her belly next time.... hugs Wayne x

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    LOL Niceguy! Ha ha! I mean it sucks that you need a new laptop but...Will have to give it a whirl Bowpeek and let you know :)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Have to give this a go...have similar technique in the bag but done laying in the normal between leg position. You still hold that little button and need some lingual dexterity to get the side to side motion and add some vertical flicks and teases and a few circular rounds. The free hand can cup her bum with your thumb sliding deeper into the crack for that extra pressure. As far as little clitty goes, pressure is all important (and the right pressure variable between women - off course they have to be difficult but gives something to keep the mind active). Have found keeping quite firm and constant pressure with thumb and finger during climax then releasing just post climax can have some very desirable effects. Again all those lovely pussies are different so one sure fire technique for one will be a dismal failure with another, this is why sex actually gets better over time so all good!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    MR NICE GUY......next time put the cam on and ill read the instructions for you hunni !!! What ??? so now YOURE cam Shy ??? lol... OOHH Puppy.....nice refinements......the sex therapist said no teeth.....but ... So great to hear everyone being so enthusiastic !!! Alas........yet to try for myself.......the tongue is unavailable for awhile..... please feel free to send me pics or messages.......or offers .....LOL...or just a woo hoo !

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Well done, MBP...I admire anyone who continues their education and those new online "study at home" courses are quite remarkable. Have you completed your homework assignment yet?|As I do already have a degree in anatomy, I personally enrolled in a graduate class. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. A lot of knowledge is...delightful. The first erogenous zone on a woman that you describe...has the densest concentration of nerve endings of any part of the skin and indirect stimulation is often the best.|Located past that, just above and on either side of the urethral opening, is sensitive erectile tissue known as the Skene's gland...or the "U Spot". Within the anterior of the vaginal canal, there is a small area of tissue which similar to the palate, and may involuntarily contract when a woman is sexually aroused. This is the Gräfenberg spot, or "G spot"...and should never be overlooked.|At the deepest point on the anterior wall of the vagina, located near the cervix, is the anterior fornix,or "A Spot". It is described as having a texture similar to the tip of the nose. Other areas known to be orgasmic for some women include the rectouterine, the perineale, and the uterine zones, which, when stimulated can result in the ultimeate inner uterine climax. I am enjoying exploring the apex of the learning curve.|I prefer, however...not to do my homework with dummies.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You application for "recognition of prior learning" is accepted Midnight Most students are just happy to get a pass........but in this field ...I think going beyond the call of duty deserves a high distinction !!!....and probably a que of wanton women willing to help you study....LOL Now I am definately going to have to get cards............. with ARROWS !! So now finding a man who knows where the clit is, is only a quarter of the task...he will need to know where my U,G & A is as well !!!..Cant wait to start looking ....and what about all the alphabet in between ??? Or is that just plain greedy LOL miss b ...all a-tingle Hmmm this could be a winner you know.....cause the "licker" could theoretically still watch the footy whilst performing the task.........

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    gotta try this sometime...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Dear missbowpeek, thank you SO much for starting this thread. You are a VERY good woman for selflessly posting the Community Service Announcement. I salute you for bringing this vital information to the attention of those willing to improve their skills sets, men and women both. Dear Mr Midnight, what fortunate women your lovers are! Fancy being lucky enough to make love with a man with all that brilliant knowledge! I can see the advantage for your lovers of the time you spent in pre-med school. I'm SO glad you went to your classes, instead of spending all your time in the bar, which is where most university students reside. SO. U G A, hey? Where do I sign up for the personal tutorial with you, Mr Midnight, so I can enjoy you exploring the apex of MY learning curves? PS: Personally, seeing I've never experienced it, I thought the inner uterine climax was a myth. Reminds me of the old saying of "There are no frigid women, only incompetent men". You sound completely competent. Your partners must be completely content. Back to missbowpeek: sweetness, I DO hope you have found the person or persons with whom you can take your PhD in this most fascinating subject. As Class Co-ordinator, please report on the results of your research to date. Thank you.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I am almost humbled by your kind words...almost, but not quite. I did say that a lot of knowldege is....Delightful, so maybe I did miss one other letter in the alphabet? Let's call that the "D" spot? | Interesting...if you put those together in the right way, it would come out...GAUD? I have to admit I love that sound...oh my gaud? | All applications will certainly be consideted and perhaps if I put my email here...well, I am no fool. | Oh my GAUD....let the fun begin!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I was always first in class to put my hand up when the teacher asked for a volunteer as I am an extroverted show-off who LOVES to be the centre of attention. I am MOST willing to be your pupil for the purposes of this - and other - experiments. Pick me; pick me!! PLEASE ...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Great to see educational & informative TV shows are back. I am always wlling to learn new tricks. I have obviously been going to bed too early!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    That's great MissBowPeek! I saw the show in the Green Guide but didn't get around to seeing it, alas. From the sound of what you describe, I've seen similar approaches before, combing oral with the good manual stimulation... with the end result being (in at least one case) a resounding squirt! Did they mention that might cum of the whole thing? I'll happily put up my hand, BTW, to assist in practical testing of the procedures! ;-)