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We're in the cold, hellish depths of winter... but we can dream. Dream of warm summer days, sweet, tanned skin, and extremely tight short shorts! Jessica Simpson rocked us all with her denim Daisy Dukes, but there's so much more to the world of short shorts, and we thought this fashion icon deserved its own Top Ten, so here it is - enjoy!

TEN

Because exercise, damn it! Never has physical exertion been more important; amidst the general craziness of life, sometimes you just gotta pull on your teeny tiny workout shorts and get a sweat on. Bravo!

NINE

Why stop at shorts? Short tops is clearly a thing, this short shorts, short top combo is out of control hot. What next? Shorter short shorts and shorter short tops? Ahhh, yes please. 

EIGHT

You are getting sleepy… sleeeeepy… this gif is hypnotic AF. That said, if you owned that ass, of course you’d spend all day doing this.

SEVEN

Cleanliness is next to godliness as they say, and damn if these ladies don’t look clean. You could eat those asse… errrm… eat off those asses.

SIX

This is why you pay the big bucks – just look at that view! The skyline’s not too shabby either ;) 

FIVE

Just gonna… pull these… up here. Voila! We ask you… has a self-inflicted wedgie ever looked so good? That is of course a rhetorical question. 

FOUR

Might these jeans shorts technically be a couple sizes too small? Sure. Are we going to let anyone tell this young lady that? No, we are not.

THREE

It’s been a crazy world lately and things have been getting weird, especially at the local supermarket. But if this is the kind of thing we’re going to be seeing… we’re OK with weird. 

TWO

Another edition of “I Swear I Used To Fit Into These”, defiant woman vanquishes short shorts and wins the day… and our hearts. 

ONE

Ahhh, we’re just gonna be quiet now and let you enjoy our top short shorts gif.   

Bonus – Yes, it’s a bonus LOL gif!! Woof, Peter. WOOF.

Which GIF is your personal favourite? Let us know below in the comments!