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The Oscars... they’re a celebration of all things glitzy, glamourous and Hollywood’s biggest and brightest....
RedHotPie Editor | February 20 2015
The 2015 RedHotPie Sinematic Awards
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Winner - Edward Norton
The Oscars... they’re a celebration of all things glitzy, glamourous and Hollywood’s biggest and brightest. But we here at RHP have our own, some might say, sexier yearly film awards.... the RedHotPie Sinematic Awards! While many of the RedHotPie Sinematic Awards winners didn’t get a nod from the Academy this year, they won a spot in some of our juiciest fantasies. From the sexiest silver fox to the spunkiest red hot mess, we’ve created the most sizzling of starring roles for Hollywood’s hottest.
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Winner - Edward Norton
He’s played some pretty crazy characters over the course of his career and I’m pretty sure he’d be just as unpredictable in the sack.
Menage Trois
Winner - Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling
Winner - Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling
Seriously, could they be any hotter? These two are so smokin’ that having them together would probably cause spontaneous combustion – but I think it would totally be worth it!
Bad Boy Bonk
Winner – Charlie Sheen
Winner – Charlie Sheen
He claims to have slept with around 5,000 women - he must know a trick or two, right? He’s also known for being a crazy cat so no doubt that would translate to the bedroom.
Red Hot Mess
Winner - Amanda Bynes
Winner - Amanda Bynes
From being arrested for DUI to entering rehab in 2014, Amanda Bynes is one red hot mess! She was very public about her woes on Twitter last year, but people gladly followed and listened – no doubt because she also posted pictures of her in her underwear and topless.
Boyfriend Experience
Winner - Eddie Redmayne
Winner - Eddie Redmayne
Such a sweet smile and boyishly charming looks. I bet he cuddles like a demon and always knows exactly what to say to make a girl swoon.
Girlfriend Experience
Winner - Zooey Deschanel
Winner - Zooey Deschanel
Behind those big doe eyes and that goofy girlish exterior is a sex kitten just waiting to claw her way out…At least in my imagination. She’d purr at all the right moments.
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Winner - Jamie Dornan
Winner - Jamie Dornan
Bit of a no-brainer given that this spunk plays Christian Gray in the hotly-anticipated 50 Shades of Grey out this month. Do you think he learnt a thing or two prepping for the role? I for one would love to find out if he has his own red room…
Dominatrix
Winner - Amy Adams
Winner - Amy Adams
Something tells me that this little minx would have a fiery temper and know how to ask for (or just outright take) exactly what she wants in the bedroom!
Sexy Silver Fox
Winner - Kevin Spacey
Winner - Kevin Spacey
At 55, Kevin Spacey still has that magnetic, softly-spoken charisma that makes ladies go weak at the knees. Do a little Google search and you’ll find numerous threads dedicated to his hotness - there’s even a Facebook group called ‘Kevin Spacey is the sex’. You don’t need to convince me.
Kinky Cougar
Winner - Meryl Streep
Winner - Meryl Streep
This 65 year old seriously sassy lass starred in this year’s Into The Woods. In the flick, she transforms from a hideous-looking witch into the stunner we know her to be in real-life.
Sex God
Winner - Matthew McConaughey
Winner - Matthew McConaughey
Yep, he’s crazy hot and I would give my right arm for a one-nighter with him! Imagine him talking dirty to you in that Southern drawl. Oh my!
More the Merrier
Winner - Magic Mike XXL cast
Winner - Magic Mike XXL cast
With the second instalment due out in July this year, the case of Magic Mike in all of their muscle-bound, sexy, grinding glory would make for a seriously hot night of group fun. Oh, yes please!
Who would you give awards to? If you could get your hands on one of these stars for a hot, steamy night, who would you pick and what would you get up to???