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Steak and BJ DayLadies, March 14th is Steak and blowjob day.

Christina Miller | March 14 2014

Steak and BJ Day

Ladies, March 14th is Steak and blowjob day.

Every year on this day, men get to be pampered; in a manner only a bloke can appreciate; a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of meat and having their member gobbled.

Men all around the globe, including yours truly, have worked hard to please you on Valentine’s Day. Steak and BJ Day is your opportunity to pay them back. Seriously, girls show your man some appreciation for all his Valentine’s Day efforts.

Off to the kitchen, fire up that stove and cook that steak just the way he likes it, served in a see through top and a micro-mini skirt without your panties!!
Once your man is finished immediately get on your knees and prepare your mouth for a work out.

The idea is simple:

• No romantic cards or love poems

• No fancy presents and no chocolate.

• Simply give your man a steak followed with a mind-blowing blowjob but if you’re good at multitasking then steak and BJ all at once.

• Now for the finale, yell out “Happy steak and BJ day, honey”

Follow these guidelines and that owe to do it just fine. Your fella should be now sitting in front of the TV with a beer in his hand and a smile across his face. Job well done girl!!

Ok, ok, for some of you, due to your busy lives, forgetting to put a date on DateFinder or bad luck, it’ll be more like TV Dinner and Hand-job Day but as long as you’re having steak and some sort of job on your member it’s still a good day, right?

Happy Steak and BJ Day

Where was the most adventurous location you got/given a blowjob?

Comments

  • Cheekyarses

    18 Mar 2014

    Mr Cheeky got the best pic of this lololol

  • AnnieJames

    15 Mar 2014

    Ooooops... gave the blowjob before the steak... does that mean we have to do it again?

  • tess_luv

    14 Mar 2014

    the most adventerous BJ i have given is to a taxi driver while he was taking me home.... offered it to him at the start as i had no change left at the end of a night out. i think he took the long way to my place hehe

  • custardapples

    14 Mar 2014

    We were having fish for dinner tonight ... Changed our minds!!!! What an inspirational day. Love it..lol