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What are the Best and worst lines tou have read in a profile

April 08 2025

What are some of the best lines you have read in a profile that made you think that’s a good one or maybe one you haven’t read it but think would be a good addition to someone’s profile or tshirt 😂

be aware anything fantastic, may be possible to theft and re use at any given moment ,😂

For me can’t go past, if you don’t look like your profile pics your buying us drinks until you do , 😂

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Brian_Breynolds
15 days ago
I think the worst one I’ve ever read was a young guy a few months ago that was looking for a woman older than him.

It said something along the lines of “let’s explore your body before it ages and shrivels up” 🤮

Can’t remember the exact wording but that was the gist of it.
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NeoAndTrin
15 days ago
I'm kinda proud of the line in ours.

You might be our third but we'll make sure you cum first.
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boobsandbusted
15 days ago
Ps just once , I’d like to see the obvious incorrect letter in a title and yes I looked and re checked it ,I dunno , I think someone in the office changes my crap just to be funny and annoy me ,stop it ,stop it now ,who ever you are ,people’s brains are a hurtin

Mr b
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WeLoveTwo
15 days ago
To claim a line from one of our friends.
‘We like to be fucked. Not fucked around’
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Notice_Me
15 days ago
I'm 💦 bring fire
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justforfun76
14 days ago
Back in the Tinder single days a girls profile had the old ‘I’m here to make your cock hard not your life’. She got the swipe right.
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Apples_N_Oranges
14 days ago
Came across this one, first line in a profile ‘We are banking on your standards being lower than ours’ 😅.
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BubblesnMalt
14 days ago
One we like is "we like the wine, not the label". Wish we'd thought of that one.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 days ago
Wanna root...Hands down has to be the best and worst line.
🤣🤭

Ms Foxy
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Flirty2020
11 days ago
Whilst not a profile line, but rather the only line of an unsolicited PM :

“Absolutely time to consume some of your presence”.

Sort of gives off Hannibal Lecter / Jeffrey Dahmer vibes.
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Flirty2020
11 days ago
Click to view content
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Notice_Me
9 days ago
"I'm on RHP to make new friends like I'm on pornhub to learn how to repair a sink while watching the plumber"
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Nightglider
5 hours ago
The most overused lines on men’s profiles would be .

I’m here to shake things up

🥱
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