M31

Deal breaker.

August 08 2022

Last year, I decided to check out a swingers club in sydney. I had no idea what to expect and so i popped in. Even before the staff could orient me on the establishment a couple approached me, the M said its been his F fantasy to be rocked by a BBC. They were a decent couple and so i said why not ( I was the only black dude on the premises) and its my fantasy to get down on someone’s wife. So the guy sat down and watched as i went down on his wife while he jerked off. Things went on smoothly until i penetrated the F and the moaning started( the tunes to my heart) things got heated and and i went in deeper and faster each stroke. She was calling my name “Mufasa “Mufasa fuck me harder,. All of a sudden she released and said out loud, Mufasa you Fuck better than M.
There was an awkward silence in the room and one loong stare at her, both me and the M. The guy grabbed his clothes(mid wank) and stormed out.end of story. Whats the weirdest thing ever happened during sex?

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MsSuperFoxy
2 years ago
Mafusa, that absolutely happens alot with couples, in clubs. So did you finish her off?

Does a Black eye and torn muscle in the buttocks count then having 4wks off work to recover?
All this happened the night before I was due back to work after already having 2wks off. My excuse to GP and work, was I was bending over to pick up a bath mat. 😇

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FeistyFatty
2 years ago
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RHP User
2 years ago
I once had the family pet put a cold dog nose on the freckle mid thrust ( the actual freckle not just the vicinity)startled the bejesus outta me. I let out a startled cry like a high pitched goat bleating.
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teamaj2
2 years ago
We’ve had many funny moments in the throws of passion. Most are to too hard to translate into words , you perhaps had to be there .
Mufasa , your ‘funny Moment’ seemed so awkward , I’m unsure how you come back after that ?
Foxy , your story is hilarious .
We had one particular big , fun night at an event . Myself , my husband , one very cheeky sexy lady, who enticed us and a gorgeous man into what can only be described as a cupboard. Inside this so called cupboard was a bar stool n tiny table . I took off my glasses, left them on the wee table . After we had some fun devouring Mr. Gorgeous we walked out , I picked up my completely flattened glasses ( an expensive experience ) and about 20 of our friends on the dance floor gave us all a standing ovation .
Blushing we escaped for some fresh air outside . Ms cheeky sexy lady followed and she and I continued kissing passionately until we somehow fell in a heap , not seeing a step . The next day , I ended up looking like I’d done ten rounds with Mike Tyson . I’d only had one drink . It was my brothers 60 th birthday the next day . I told my family I’d fallen off a step ladder in the pantry . It was a memorable night , seeing Mr Gorgeous sharing an Uber home and our bed . It was worth the expense of new glasses and a bruised face, chin and eye .
I love my friends story . Anytime she would bring someone home . Her dog ,would tear their underwear to shreds . Always made me laugh . Ax
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Chevymetal
2 years ago
This is a funny story now, not so much into moment. Once a few moons ago when o was married I was going down on her. As always if was dark so I learnt had yo learn vagina Braille speedy. Anyway back to thee tale. I was doing what I was doing when I started to taste blood. I got up and flicked the light on to be wearing a actual dolmo grin. I looked at he was just uttered something along lines of what the fuck. She was always almost clock regular with period.
I could see her brain tick over and work put the date how many days either side we of right now. She was then adamant she not at that time yet. I went go wash my face because it felt like a wet plaster cast. Not enjoyable. As I started yo wash off last moths chance to be a child I noticed that nose was dripping blood. Turns as everything was in that marriage to me my fault. I had had a blood nose. Fair to say that was enough to ruin the moment for her
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