Farting....

September 21 2018

Ever had an unexpected fart or 2 during sex??

Does it put a stop to everything? Or fair blow play on?

- Posted from rhpmobile

Comments

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Poo on the knob is far more serious......

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    you fucking nutter...
    I did NOT need that image ....

  • tcm70

    tcm70

    6 years ago

    Struth Annie, how can it go from a simple fart to poo on the knob? Actually, I don’t need an answer for that. I used to own a mambo poo shooter t-shirt. Wore it to death. Reg Mombassa would’ve been proud 😉

    But back to the OP, farts are just fkn funny. Bum farts or fanny farts, you have to laugh.

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    6 years ago

    better than havin the shit fucked outta ya

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'AnnieWhichway'
    Poo on the knob is far more serious......
    I've been up for nearly 48hrs and at first I was baffled "how would it get on the door handle?" :-p

  • 0z_boy

    0z_boy

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander'
    Didn't I write a Fart Fetish form once upon a time?
    But really, I think if you let a fart ruin sex then you're not mature enough to be having it in the first place.
    👲 Confucius says Its not the maturity of man that matters but the maturity of his gas :D

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Way back before we had kids, we were screwing and she farted. It was loud and proud, but the hook was it was good vibrations, that and the fact that it wasn't a stinker. As it was spontaneous it was pretty much a oncer.

  • Livingandloving2

    Livingandloving2

    6 years ago

    As there isn’t follow through ..... carry on
    Mrs LAL

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Farts during sex... I just look at her ass, and say softly "Hush little one... You're next...." 😉

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    6 years ago

    Annie. 🤣🤣🤣

    Yuk.

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    You cant hold anything that you dont have in your hand.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    You're such a shit stirrer
    But yeah i've heard once you get to a certain age you can no longer trust a fart

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Some physical habits almost encourage farting. I remember frequenting a Body Balance class for a few months some years ago. I had to stop, the down doggie and other bendy exercises would just have me sounding like a poorly maintained Volkswagen Beetle.
    Fanny farting, however, when it occurs - I find it hard to control my laughter. The reason I try to conceal my laughter is that when I have actually laughed, it has ended in tears.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    That is or was CORNy.. bahaha

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    If you are ripping one out, anal sex should be removed from the menu

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    They pressure equalise! I’d say it’s a good sign if she farts 💨 it’s a compliment your doing a good job! Also she’s comfortable with you, unless she’s your wife! In which case she does it anyway, without ceremony!

    M_D4

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    6 years ago

    The average healthy person farts between 13 and 21 times a day.


    ....and thats just arse farts.


    I suppose some of them must come out with the applied pressure of sex.

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Annie totally agree, definitely not a "fair blow play" on situation.

    OnTheLoose 🤣🤣

    Do butt plugs keep potential farts in?? 🤔 or will that just end up as one hazmat situation once it's removed 😷

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    It's never good to hold a fart in. They travel up your spine and into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from.

    Besides that, I've heard that women don't fart because that never stop talking enough to build up the required pressure 💩

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    My problem... I only come via oral... Hehe, 🍑

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    It happened to me while i was licking a girl pussy...she was so into it and flattering that a fart came out...she was embaraced and would like to leave the room...but i kept her calm saying that it was nothing and she go back to moan and enjoy what i was doing to her

    - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    5 years ago

    Our farter who art a stinkerStinky be thy nameThy fart and comeWhewee, I'm doneI'm in Hell and you're in Heaven...

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    4 years ago

    I try not to laugh especially if my face is down there, but i aint stopping because of a toot, especially when theyre mid orgasm, but sometimes i just cant help but laugh.

    90% of the time they're my fault, because I've caused them to suck air in randomly. Haha

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    4 years ago

    I've been reading all these threads and discussion, and thank you for giving me a serious good laugh on this subject 😂😂😂

  • 2EssesExploring

    2EssesExploring

    4 years ago

    Hmmm should I answer? Should I not? What will it do for my RHPometer?
    Ah fuck it, I have to!!!!
    Farts are normal, supposedly healthy and supposedly happen a lot for us all.
    So if you haven’t experienced a mid coital fart then you likely haven’t been having enough sex.
    I have found in nearly all situations the sex fart is met with a laugh or should I say shits and giggles. Now I must admit I have had several (more than 1 les than 3) experiences where I’ve cum so hard and a bit more than gas has come forth. I must say these were also met with laughter and a quick change of sheets (how’s the imagery going here? Does it help if I assure you it wasn’t Fat Bastard volumes 😂).
    I agree that if you were to be irrevocably our off a person after said event then you likely shouldn’t have been fucking in the first place.

    As far as shit on the knob, same thing goes. Sure it’s not something I yearn for but it has happened. Nothing that a quick shower won’t solve.

    Poo fetishes?
    Nope I don’t understand a desire for poo in any way, shape or form. Having expressed a somewhat liberal acceptance of inevitable experiences I do wish our bodies evolve without the requirement to poo althogrther!

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    4 years ago

    I agree with rhp200406,

    Funny comments and some slightly disturbing imagery! 🤣
    I think I’d just pretend I was deaf! 🙉

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    4 years ago

    Some of the comments are gas 😂💨

  • MrNatural77

    MrNatural77

    4 years ago

    One new years eve the wife was already in bed, I thought I'd climb under the doona and dine out. She'd Dutch ovened in her sleep, and as soon as I lifted the doona I copped it sweet. Well not so sweet lol. Oral was off the agenda but I still woke her up to fuck. She pissed herself laughing the next morning when I told her what happened... 🙃

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    3 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    3 years ago

    I once let one out while getting a mind blowing BJ I was standing she was sitting on the bed - I just laughed she just laughed and I said clearly your not sucking hard enough if it came out that end. Challenge accepted I didn’t last to long after that🤦🏻‍♂️

  • RHP User

    RHP User

    a year ago

    Google Jenna Kitten farting in a one piece swimsuit. Or Kaidence King, an English lass. Delightful.