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Yes, yes, we know it’s a Yank holiday but we figure it’s best to look at the good things they give the world...
RedHotPie Editor | October 31 2008
Halloween – the sexiest day?
Yes, yes, we know it’s a Yank holiday but we figure it’s best to look at the good things they give the world as opposed to the bad - the Jonas Brothers, line-dancing, global economic recession and such.
I mean take away the children and the candy coated apples, actually keep the apple candy things… so you’ve got the candy and an excuse to dress up in some outrageous outfits, letting every dirty, sexy, awesome whim come to fruition; and as Australia slowly embraces our own bastardized version of the holiday, more and more scintillating Halloween bashes are springing up each and every year.
So is there any competition for the sexiest day of the year? I mean you do of course have Valentines which is always an early candidate but the thing is it’s kinda stamped by Hallmark these days, it’s a nice, warm, hearts and kisses kinda day so the sauce factor really doesn’t come close enough to get it to the top of the podium.
You would have to say that Christmas comes close, you’ve got the Mrs Clause outfits, the mistletoe, the office Christmas party hanky panky, now that’s all bloody good stuff, but the only thing keeping Christmas out of first place is the stress that goes with it; all the shopping, the gifts, the visiting relatives and the clean-up… still feel like a mad hump until the decaying pine tree jammed in your lounge-room? Probably not.
We’re gonna go ahead and suggest that the only other day that comes close for us Aussies is our own magnificent holiday celebrating the fact that we are indeed the greatest nation on earth… Australia Day. Think about it… You’ve got party after party going on, every second woman has donned the good old Australia flag bikini and there are no social commitments other than getting sloshed and shagging madly in order to propagate this great country.
But what does it not have? It doesn’t have rad costumes, it doesn’t have mystery, it doesn’t have the reckless abandon of Halloween, and that’s because it’s not our holiday. You see another great facet to the Australian persona is our willingness to latch onto any excuse for a sexy party, and right now, Halloween is in and open to liberal definition. So what does that mean? It means us Aussies are gonna piss off all the trick or treat bollocks and annoying children at the door in favour of hot costumes, hot bodies and tight times.
Think about it, over the Halloween weekend your going to find French maids, police officers, firemen, witches, frankensteins, nuns, and every other assortment of naughty outfits bumping and grinding at a club near you, just check the RHP events guide, you’ll see what I mean…
So what’s the sexiest uniform of all? What gets your blood pumping? If you could see a hard, young member of the opposite sexy in any tightly cut Halloween outfit what would it be? Leave some comments below and let us know!
I mean take away the children and the candy coated apples, actually keep the apple candy things… so you’ve got the candy and an excuse to dress up in some outrageous outfits, letting every dirty, sexy, awesome whim come to fruition; and as Australia slowly embraces our own bastardized version of the holiday, more and more scintillating Halloween bashes are springing up each and every year.
So is there any competition for the sexiest day of the year? I mean you do of course have Valentines which is always an early candidate but the thing is it’s kinda stamped by Hallmark these days, it’s a nice, warm, hearts and kisses kinda day so the sauce factor really doesn’t come close enough to get it to the top of the podium.
You would have to say that Christmas comes close, you’ve got the Mrs Clause outfits, the mistletoe, the office Christmas party hanky panky, now that’s all bloody good stuff, but the only thing keeping Christmas out of first place is the stress that goes with it; all the shopping, the gifts, the visiting relatives and the clean-up… still feel like a mad hump until the decaying pine tree jammed in your lounge-room? Probably not.
We’re gonna go ahead and suggest that the only other day that comes close for us Aussies is our own magnificent holiday celebrating the fact that we are indeed the greatest nation on earth… Australia Day. Think about it… You’ve got party after party going on, every second woman has donned the good old Australia flag bikini and there are no social commitments other than getting sloshed and shagging madly in order to propagate this great country.
But what does it not have? It doesn’t have rad costumes, it doesn’t have mystery, it doesn’t have the reckless abandon of Halloween, and that’s because it’s not our holiday. You see another great facet to the Australian persona is our willingness to latch onto any excuse for a sexy party, and right now, Halloween is in and open to liberal definition. So what does that mean? It means us Aussies are gonna piss off all the trick or treat bollocks and annoying children at the door in favour of hot costumes, hot bodies and tight times.
Think about it, over the Halloween weekend your going to find French maids, police officers, firemen, witches, frankensteins, nuns, and every other assortment of naughty outfits bumping and grinding at a club near you, just check the RHP events guide, you’ll see what I mean…
So what’s the sexiest uniform of all? What gets your blood pumping? If you could see a hard, young member of the opposite sexy in any tightly cut Halloween outfit what would it be? Leave some comments below and let us know!
