Advice Needed.
April 25 2024
I was just wanting some advice on a particular idea I have concerning a little trip to the seaside.
I’m thinking of finding a willing lady to accompany me for one of those romantic walks along the beach (you know, one of those romantic walks where you hold hands and skip along in the shallows, laughing and commenting on just how clear the sky is, and all that sort of thing).
Then I’d like to scoop out a suitable depression in the nice warm sand, gently lie her down, build a sand sculpture in the shape of a mermaid over her body (so just her head was sticking out of the sand) and put a sensible wide brimmed hat on her head (after all, one must be sun-smart).
Then I’d like to fuck her mouth whilst sipping on a nice cold glass of Veuve de Clicquot.
Question: Given the nanny state we now live in, do you think that this would be a risky activity?
I mean, I’m pretty sure all public beaches are supposed to be alcohol-free aren’t they?
Obi1
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RachWandered
20 days ago
Ummm … the problem here is alcohol makes men’s willies not function as well…
Perhaps a light beer? If you’re not coeliac of course ….
MsSuperFoxy
20 days ago
Maybe it hasn't dawned on you yet, Sunsets are proof that no matter what happens, every day can end beautifully.
Ms Foxy
Kokoflamingo
20 days ago
I did hear a tale about goings on at one of Perths nude beaches. Apparently, there was a group of friends enjoying the sea air and sunshine. Two women from the group were seen making giant sand cocks. Did you hear about this, Miss Superfoxxy? They then proceeded to make a sand cock cast of one of the men. Keep away from those beaches, I tell ya!
nightingale8
19 days ago
Just tell police you tripped and your penis got lodged in a clam. Alcohol necessary first aid to remedy such a predicament
NeoAndTrin
19 days ago
I dunno. Sounds a bit fishy to me...
Lostyanumber
19 days ago
Obi, I suggest coming to WA getting a 4 wheel drive and finding a very isolated beach and setting your scene right there, after all the sun sets in the west.
No_probLlama68
19 days ago
The easy solution is a brown paper bag to hold your beverage. You won’t get into any trouble if they can’t see what you’re drinking. The hard part would be finding someone who is into that kind of thing, especially as the last mermaid movie was a bit of a flop.
liberatedlady
3 days ago
It all goes on at the the nude beach...mainly guys I have to say. I.have played at the beach and no one bats an eyelid. Mainly because they are watching and don't want to miss a second lol. Whatever your boundaries are just let people know and enjoy your outdoor fun. Don't worry about anyone else, just have fun if you can find a women that wants to.be a sand mermaid come hole to fuck loll
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