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Has lockdown life got your dating life all messed up?

Yup, we feel you! The post 'Rona world is challenging to say the least, and one of the trickiest things is of course – no nookie during lockdowns.

But we’re here to help, we want to show you how you can bone at home, how you can take your lockdown from lonely to lusty and make some sexy connections that will bloom once social distancing measures are relaxed. 

So how does one do the whole 'virtual date' thing? Do you need an Oculus Rift headset and South Korean internet speeds? No, you don’t… you just need a little imagination and a few tips, which we’re here to supply.  

So, first things first - get flirting, get messaging and get chatting on RHP straight away; create some listings on DateFinder and get some 'virtual dates' scheduled. The reason DateFinder is so great is that you’re setting aside a time for a focused connection with someone, you’re not just making random chit-chat. The secret to a great virtual date is the dedicated time you’re offering someone, to focus on them and the chemistry you’re exploring. DateFinder always has a Video Chat date option, so get a few dates listed.

Once you’ve got your iso-date penciled in – let’s take a look at a few virtual date ideas to get your lockdown party started! 

   #1 Truth or dare 

Oh Snap!!! Things ALWAYS get sexy when this game goes down. You know the questions are gonna get naughty straight away with truth or dare, and if someone can’t stand the heat of your question – it’s dare time… and the dares are gonna get sexy too. Expect challenges like “flash in the RHP chatrooms” or “text me a pic of your sex toy collection.” 

  #2 Movie night

We’re not talking Disney here, why not each share a link to a particularly arousing video and watch it together. Let’s be honest, we’re all smashing online porn anyways, why not do it with a new friend?! 

 #3 Dirty Dice 

Why not leave your sexy to chance - take turns rolling the dice and paying the sexy price! Grab a beverage and make it a sexy drinking game. 

1 – They get to ask you a sexy secret.

2 – Nudie run – you have to broadcast nude (or underwear) in the RHP chatrooms for 30 seconds.

3 – You have to give them one digit from your phone number

4 – They get to issue you a naughty dare

5 – Wild card – they get to choose any of the above.

6 – DRINK!

  #4 The Image Search Game 

Here’s how it works, you name three items, for example – a redhead, black lingerie and a whip, they then have one minute to do a Google image search and send you a link to a picture containing all three items. If they do, they get a point and first to ten wins. The name of the game is fun, so don’t make it too hard – make it sexxxy! 

#5 Take the RedHotPie Virtual Date Quiz together 

To make things super easy we’ve prepared a set of nice and naughty questions you can work through together – the goal is to ensure your iso-date is easy, lots of fun and very naughty. And the beauty – you don’t have to work through the whole list in one go, space it out over a few dates, let it encourage that natural chat.

Here’s the list:

    • Where is the first place you'll visit after this lockdown? 

    • What's your favourite part of your body?

    • What's your favourite part of my body?

    • Do you think you’re a good kisser?

    • What famous person would you like to meet?

    • Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

    • What do you like doing the most every day?

    • What are the five items you can’t do lockdowns without?

    • Which part of your body is the most ticklish?

    • Have you ever been caught naked by someone?

    • Would you like to live one day as the opposite sex?

    • What would you like me to be wearing now? 

    • Would you rather have sex with lights on or off?

    • What’s your favourite ice cream flavour?

    • Where do you like being touched the most?

    • What do you think about when you masturbate?

    • Where is the strangest place you’ve ever had sex?

    • Have you ever been caught having sex?

    • Where would you love to have sex?

    • What turns you on almost instantly?

    • What celebrity would be the best in bed?

    • What’s your favourite sex toy?

    • What's the most weird thing that turned you on?

    • What song describes your sex life?

    • What’s the dirtiest stranger sex you thought of? 

    • How would you dominate your boss sexually?

    • What’s the strangest thing you’ve used to get off?

    • Have you had any same sex experiences?

    • Have you ever orgasmed in your sleep?

    • Do you prefer professional or amateur porn?

    • Is there anything you won’t do in bed?

So there you have it, a bunch of ways to stay home, and stay very, very sexy. Don’t forget, if you employ the above methods during one of these pesky lockdowns, they just might pay off BIG TIME once lockdown passes, so more than ever, now is the time to be active on RedHotPie. Flirt, message, chat and get that DateFinder listing up now – your sex life will thank you for it!!! 

Head over to DateFinder now and get your listing up!